What if your planner isn’t disappointed in you — it’s just operating on the wrong rhythm?

Spiral I: The Myth of Linear Time is a soulful, cheeky, and deeply resonant ~5,000-word rhythm memoir for anyone who’s ever cried in a meeting they scheduled with good intentions. It follows one gentle rebel’s journey through passive-aggressive stationery, emotional density audits, and bread-fuelled clarity — all to reclaim time as a collaborator, not a bully.

Told through story-rich chapters, this narrative invites you to rethink productivity, honour emotional weather systems, and co-flourish with your calendar. You’ll meet creative archetypes, rewrite your language around “wasted time,” and discover the sacred gift of derailment. It’s not about managing time — it’s about curating rhythms that hold your humanity with care.

Whether you spiral as a Mischief Maven or an Existential Gardener, this is your invitation to design presence over performance.